Oh ya thats why Dr's annoy me!

Ok I am back from my pointless appointment again...

So I go in there and he says well your u/s looked good. You are not a small girl you can handle a big baby. What size is your shoe.
"What" I said and he repeated what size is your shoe. I answered 9 and he said ya you can handle a big baby
What the heck does my shoe have anything to do with my baby?
So I asked if he was going to measure me and he said no you cant have grown that much in a week and with the u/s there is no need.
I also asked if he would check me. He said No there is no need.
So I asked my other question. They gave me a what to do if you go into labor sheet and it said when your contractions are 3-4 minutes apart wait 1 hour then call the Dr's office. I said if its going to take me 90 minutes to get here should I still wait the hour before I call and he said YES it'll take over 15 hours. If you havent had them for an hour dont bother calling...
Then he says because of the holidays there are no appointment opening and he will see me next year... I said do you normally skip 39 week appointments? He said you have been having a great pregnancy there is no need we see you next week!
SIGH... I just wonder why I pay them so much money